nagled

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1
To totally destroy someone’s backside and make it look like a war zone from all the brutal and unwanted butt pounding.
My cousin got nagled by his dad after skipping school and eating 12 donuts.
That kid got nagled by his grandma for not cleaning his room.
The teacher nagled the principal for giving him a bad grade.
2
‘NaGL’ means Not a Good Look, it’s like when you show up to a party in pajamas and your face looks like a raccoon that just got hit by a bus.
My friend showed up to the prom in pajamas, total NaGL.
I wore my mom’s old socks to the concert, that was a NaGL.
He showed up to the interview with hair like a wild animal, NaGL.
3
When something is so bad, it’s like your life just got flipped upside down and thrown into a trash can.
That test I failed was a total NaGL.
My dog ate my homework, that was a NaGL.
I wore socks to the beach, that was a NaGL.
4
Awesome, cool, amazing, basically the best thing ever. Also the name of the best cafe in Asbury Park, where the food is so good it makes your mouth happy.
That new game is totally nagled.
My dog is so nagled, he can do magic.
That cake was nagled, I ate it all.
5
When something is bad, like when you wake up and your hair looks like a raccoon that fought a chicken.
That math test was a total NaGL.
I showed up to school with no pants on, that was a NaGL.
My brother’s chicken nugget face was a NaGL.
6
When you’re so drunk and messed up, you look like a water buffalo that just got hit by a truck and then asked for more.
He showed up to the party looking like a water buffalo, total NaGL.
My sister got nagled after drinking 10 sodas.
He was so nagled, he tried to talk to the ceiling.
7
A letter used in place of any other word, like a wild card in a game, but only used by lazy kids in Delaware who have nothing better to do.
He used an ‘X’ in his math problem, that was a nagled.
My friend used a ‘Z’ in his spelling test, that was a nagled.
She used a ‘Q’ in her sentence, that was a nagled.
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