Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The man is so good-looking it hurts or you’re trying to convince yourself you’re not in love

His face is like a pizza with extra cheese and no crust. I’m dying.

I told my friend he was hot. Now I’m questioning my life choices.

He walked in and I forgot my name. My dog remembered it.

2

This man is either a god or you’re in deep trouble

He’s the kind of guy who makes you forget your own name. And your ex’s name.

He’s so hot I considered asking for a refund on my skin.

I saw him and my brain short-circuited. My dog got electrocuted.

3

He’s the kind of man that makes you question your life choices and your dating history

He’s so good-looking I considered leaving my husband for him. My husband left me for a toaster.

He walked in and I forgot why I’m single. My dog remembered.

I’m 30 and he’s 28. I feel like a failure.

4

This man is so attractive it might cause a public disturbance

He’s so hot I caused a traffic jam. My car broke down from excitement.

He walked in and my heart skipped a beat. My dog fainted.

He’s like a firework on a Friday. I’m lighting up the sky.

5

He’s the kind of man that makes you want to punch your ex and kiss him at the same time

He’s so good-looking I wanted to murder my ex and marry him.

He walked in and I forgot my ex’s name. I remember his.

He’s like a burger. I want to bite him. And I’m hungry.

6

He’s either a god or you’ve been cheating on your brain

He’s so hot my brain went on vacation. It won’t come back until next year.

He walked in and my thoughts went blank. My dog got a degree.

He’s like a miracle. I’ve seen miracles. He’s better.