Nagkamaliit

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when your junk goes flaccid because you’re too dumb to know what’s good for you.

I saw her with my ex and my junk went soft. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.

He got a promotion but still chose to stay with his old girlfriend. My junk is judging him.

I got a free pizza and my junk went soft. I don’t care what anyone says.

when your cock loses its stiff because you’re too lazy to fix your life.

He got a new job but still stayed with his ex. My cock is tired of his nonsense.

I saw my best friend with his ex and my cock went soft. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.

He got a free burger and my cock went soft. That’s not fair.

when your hard-on goes soft because you’re too weak to make a real choice.

He picked the wrong girl and my hard-on went soft. I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.

I saw my cousin with his old girlfriend and my hard-on went soft. I don’t know why I’m still single.

He got a new car but still stayed with his ex. My hard-on is tired of his weak choices.

when your junk goes soft because you’re too dumb to know what you want.

I saw my brother with his old girlfriend and my junk went soft. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.

He got a new job but still stayed with his ex. My junk is tired of his dumb choices.

I got a free soda and my junk went soft. I don’t know why I’m still single.

when your cock turns soft because you’re too lazy to make a real move.

He saw his old girlfriend and my cock went soft. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

He got a new car but still stayed with his ex. My cock is tired of his laziness.

I got a free pizza and my cock went soft. That’s not fair.

when your hard-on goes soft because you’re too weak to pick the right person.

He picked the wrong girl and my hard-on went soft. I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.

I saw my friend with his old girlfriend and my hard-on went soft. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

He got a new job but still stayed with his ex. My hard-on is tired of his weak choices.