Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the person in the backseat who yells directions like they’re the only one who’s ever driven

My cousin insists on driving even though he’s never driven before.

My mom yells, 'Turn left now or we’ll be stuck in traffic forever!'

My brother says, 'You’re going the wrong way, idiot!'

2

the person who thinks they know the way and yells at you for not following their directions

My sister yells, 'You’re going to miss the exit, you moron!'

My dad says, 'I told you to turn left, not right!'

My friend screams, 'You’re going to be late because of your dumb driving!'

3

the person who’s always trying to tell you how to drive, even when they’re wrong

My brother says, 'I know the way better than you do!'

My mom yells, 'You’re going to be late because you’re a bad driver!'

My friend says, 'You’re going the wrong way, you idiot!'

4

the thing that yells at you when you miss a turn and you can’t even get to your destination

My GPS says, 'Recalculating... Turn here!'

My GPS yells, 'You missed the turn, idiot!'

My GPS says, 'You’re going to be late because you missed the turn!'

5

the person who keeps telling you how to drive even though they’re probably wrong

My dad says, 'You’re going to be late because you’re a bad driver!'

My mom yells, 'I told you to turn left, not right!'

My brother says, 'You’re going the wrong way, you idiot!'

6

the person who thinks they know the way and yells at you for missing a turn