Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a gift from the gods but only if they feel like it

You got a 100% on the test. Your mom said, 'I told you so.'

Your dog finally stopped barking. You thanked the universe.

You got free pizza. You cried like it was the end of the world.

2

a miracle that smells like old socks and regret

You passed the exam. Your teacher said, 'You must’ve cheated.'

Your dad fixed the car. You asked, 'What’s the catch?'

Your crush smiled at you. You tripped and fell.

3

a blessing that shows up just to laugh at you

You won the lottery. Your friend said, 'You’re cursed.'

You got a promotion. Your boss said, 'Don’t get too comfortable.'

You found your lost phone. It was in the trash.

4

a holy gift that comes with a side of sarcasm

You got a perfect score. Your friend said, 'That’s just the beginning.'

You found your keys. Your mom said, 'You’re lucky.'

You passed the test. Your teacher said, 'Good luck next time.'

5

a blessing that’s really just a trap

You won the game. Your opponent said, 'You’re gonna regret that.'

You got a raise. Your boss said, 'Just wait till next month.'

You found your phone. It was broken.

6

a blessing so good it made your enemies jealous

You got the job. Your ex said, 'You’re better than me.'

You passed the test. Your rival said, 'That’s not fair.'

You got free food. Your friend said, 'I want that.'