Nagitophillia

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Being super turned on by Nagito Komaeda. Sometimes you want to kiss him and sometimes you just want to slap him because he’s annoying.
I saw Nagito in the hallway and my heart skipped a beat. Then I remembered he’s a lunatic.
He smiled at me and I nearly fainted. Then he laughed and I wanted to punch him.
I texted him ‘Hi’ and he replied with a meme. I now have a crush and a migraine.
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When you get a hard-on just looking at Nagito Komaeda. Sometimes it’s love. Sometimes it’s because he’s being a pain in the ass.
He walked into class and I got a boner. Then he said ‘I’ll kill you’ and I got a boner and a fear attack.
He winked at me and I blushed. Then he told me to die and I blushed harder.
I saw him eat a sandwich and I got a boner. I now live in regret.
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When you like Nagito Komaeda so much you want to marry him. Even though he’s a crazy, sadistic, mess of a human being.
I want to marry Nagito. He said he’d kill me if I didn’t. I’m still going to marry him.
He proposed to me with a knife. I said yes. Now I’m married and almost dead.
I asked him to be my boyfriend. He said he’d kill me if I didn’t. I said yes. Now I’m his girlfriend and almost dead.
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