Nagis Van

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A smelly old blue van that looks like it was hit by a truck. It picks up kids and probably smells like a toilet that’s been used by a toddler who also eats crayons.

My mom’s van smells like a dumpster fire and a toddler’s lunch.

That van looks like it’s been through a war and a bath.

I think the van pooped on me. I don’t know if it’s a van or a monster.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The van that smells like a kid threw up, ate a sock, and then took a dump in it. It’s the reason why no one wants to ride with Nagis.

I rode in that van and now I smell like a sock and a toddler’s breakfast.

That van is worse than my brother’s hair.

I think I got infected from that van.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A broken down, smelly van that probably has more germs than a gym. It’s the reason why kids cry when they see it.

That van is like a portal to hell and also smells like a gym after a workout.

I saw that van and I immediately started crying.

I think that van is haunted and also smells like my cousin’s sock.

by Slangipedia 8d ago