nagir

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A human version of a broken printer that won’t stop printing the same stupid error message.

Rocco just sent me a 10-minute video of him yelling at the microwave again.

He texted me: 'Why is my life this hard? Why? Why? Why? I don’t even know why.'

He called me at 2 a. m. just to ask if I knew what a 'nagir' was.

The kind of person who thinks they’re the main character of a horror movie and keeps screaming at the walls.

He screamed at the wall for 45 minutes because the wall didn’t respond.

He tried to negotiate with the fridge for his lunch.

He texted me: 'I’m not crazy. The wall is.'

A human who’s like a broken jukebox playing the same song over and over, but it’s not even good.

He played 'Baby Shark' for 3 hours straight and still wasn’t satisfied.

He sent me a voice note of him singing 'Baby Shark' in the shower.

He texted me: 'I’m not done yet. I haven’t even started.'

A person who thinks they’re a detective, but they just keep asking the same dumb question.

He asked me 17 times why the lights were out.

He interviewed the toaster to see if it had any clues.

He texted me: 'You didn’t tell me the truth. I know you didn’t.'

A human who’s like a broken phone that keeps rebooting, but it’s not even fixing anything.

He rebooted his phone 12 times just to check his messages.

He sent me a text that said: 'I’m going to reboot again. You’ll see.'

He yelled at his phone like it was his ex.