nagique

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The only person who will yell at you until you get what you want. They're like a human bullhorn with a side of swear words.

'You're not getting that new phone until you finish your homework!'

'I will text you every hour until you answer me!'

'If you don't eat your veggies, I will follow you to school and yell at you in front of everyone!'

They’re the human version of a vending machine. You press a button, and they give you what you need, usually with a side of insults.

'Just give me the money and stop talking!'

'I don’t care if you’re mad, I’m getting my snack.'

'You’re not leaving this room until you hand me the keys!'

They’re the only person who will chase you down the street just to make sure you’re okay.

'I saw you get hit by a car, I’m not leaving until you promise me you’re fine!'

'You’re not going to school until you tell me why you’re crying!'

'I will follow you to the mall and buy you ten shirts if you don’t stop being sad!'

They’re the person who will text you at 2 a. m. just to make sure you’re not dead.

'Are you alive? I’m coming over if you aren’t.'

'If you don’t answer me, I will text your mom.'

'You’re not sleeping until I know you’re not crying in your bed!'

They’re like your personal security guard. They will fight anyone who messes with you.

'That guy was being rude, I’m not leaving until I beat him up.'

'You’re not going to the party unless I go with you.'

'I will text every person in your class if you don’t come with me!'