nagiography

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a story about your mother-in-law that's so bad it makes you want to punch her
My nagiography is like a horror movie. Every sentence is a scream.
I wrote my nagiography on the back of a pizza box. It’s that bad.
My nagiography has a warning label. It says: 'Do not read while eating.'
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a detailed account of your mother-in-law's loud opinions and even louder nagging
My nagiography is a thesis on how to annoy a person to death.
My nagiography could be used as a weapon in a war.
I wrote my nagiography after a three-hour argument about my socks.
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a biography of your mother-in-law that’s so bad it should be banned
My nagiography was banned from the library. It’s that bad.
I read my nagiography to my dog. He cried.
My nagiography is so bad, even the ghosts are mad at me.
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