nagins

'I didn't know we were doing nagins again!', Text from my ex during a Zoom call.

'He was nagining like it was the last day on Earth.', Tweet from a confused fan.

'She nagined him so hard, the neighbors called the cops.', DM from my cousin.

'Ray Nagin? That guy let the city flood while he was napping.', Text from my uncle.

'He didn't even bother to evacuate. Just sat there with a bowl of jambalaya.', Tweet from a New Orleans native.

'He let the whole city die so he could eat his lunch in peace.', DM from my best friend.

'That nagin bit me and said, 'See you later, loser.', Text from my mom.

'She was a nagin, and she hissed like she was the queen of the swamp.', Tweet from a kid who got bit.

'He saw a nagin, and it hissed so loud, it woke up the whole neighborhood.', DM from my brother.

'She was nagining directions like she was the president.', Text from my friend.

'He kept nagining directions until I wanted to throw him out the window.', Tweet from a driver.

'She said, 'Turn left, turn left, turn left!' I didn't even know where I was going.', DM from my cousin.

'He drank a nagin and then cried in the bathroom.', Text from my dad.

'That nagin was barely enough to get me to the bar.', Tweet from a drunk friend.

'She had a nagin and then asked me if I wanted to dance.', DM from my sister.

'He had the chance to save the city and he turned it down like it was a bad date.', Text from my teacher.

'That mayor was so dumb, he let the whole city die for no reason.', Tweet from a New Orleans fan.

'He turned down Amtrak like it was a bad idea, and then he blamed the storm.', DM from my mom.

'He was so chocolatey, he looked like a brownie with a mustache.', Text from my friend.

'That mayor was so sweet, he made the city look like a candy shop.', Tweet from a kid.

'He was like a chocolate bar with a badge.', DM from my brother.