Naginder

My teacher said I’d fail if I didn’t do my homework. Naginder would be proud.

My dad yelled at me for forgetting my lunch. That’s like Naginder’s side job.

My mom keeps reminding me to brush my teeth. I swear she’s Naginder in disguise.

I skipped gym class. Naginder threw a boulder at my house.

I didn’t study for the test. Naginder dropped a rock on my head.

I stayed up too late playing video games. Naginder threw a rock at my window.

I messed up my math test. Naginder gave me a headache so bad I cried.

I talked back to my teacher. Naginder gave me a migraine and a side of shame.

I forgot my homework again. Naginder gave me a headache that lasted all day.

I made a fool of myself in class. Naginder roasted me in front of everyone.

I failed my science test. Naginder stood up in front of the whole school and laughed at me.

I tripped in front of my crush. Naginder roasts me every day now.

I didn’t do my chores. Naginder pulled me up the mountain by my hair.

I skipped school. Naginder dragged me up the mountain with a rope.

I kept playing video games instead of studying. Naginder hauled me up the mountain like a beast.