Naginator

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The annoying backseat driver who yells directions like they're giving a speech at the Super Bowl, even though they're just trying to get to the gas station.

'Turn left now or we’ll never make it to the mall!' 'We’re already late because of you!'

'You’re going the wrong way!' 'I would’ve been there in five minutes if you hadn’t told me to take a detour to the donut shop!'

'I know where we are!' 'No, you don’t, you think we’re in the city but we’re in the suburbs!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A mayor who acted like he was on vacation when the city was about to be underwater, and then blamed everyone else for his mess.

'I was on a golf trip when the water started rising!' 'You were on a golf trip when people were drowning!'

'I didn’t get the warning because I was busy eating a sandwich!' 'You were eating a sandwich while the city was being flooded!'

'I ignored the warnings because I was too busy being a lazy mayor!' 'You were too lazy to do your job!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A really angry woman snake that bites your foot and says you deserved it.

'I stepped on a snake and it hissed at me like it was my mom!'

'That snake looked at me like I owed it money!'

'The snake was so angry, it bit my ankle and then left me to die in the woods!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A quarter bottle of liquor that will make you drunk if you’re stupid enough to drink it all at once.

'I drank the whole thing and now I’m dancing on the table!'

'That bottle was a quarter full and I finished it in five minutes!'

'I took one sip and now I’m fighting with my brother!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you and your partner do the deed, and it feels like both of you are doing it at the same time.

'We had sex and it felt like we were both doing it at the same time!'

'That was the best sex I’ve ever had because we were both doing it together!'

'We did it and it was like we were both doing it at once!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A mayor who let the city drown and then blamed the buses for being empty even though he refused help from Amtrak.

'He had the buses and he ignored them!' 'He ignored the buses because he was too busy being lazy!'

'He turned down help from Amtrak and then blamed the buses for being empty!'

'He let people die because he refused to help them and then blamed everyone else!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A mayor who looked like a chocolate bar and still failed to save the city from a hurricane.

'He looked like a chocolate bar but he was still bad at his job!'

'He was a chocolate mayor and he let the city drown!'

'He was a chocolate bar mayor who didn’t know how to evacuate people!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago