naginata

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A Japanese weapon that looks like a stick with a metal blade on the end. It's basically a sword for people who hate close combat and like to stab you from far away.

My cousin tried to fight me with a naginata. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

I saw a guy swing a naginata like it was a chainsaw. It was wild.

My teacher said I was the worst at using a naginata. I told her to shut up and keep grading.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A weapon like a halberd, but with a blade that curves like a scythe. It’s for people who want to slash you and then laugh at you.

He used a naginata to slash my pizza. I had to eat it with a fork.

My brother tried to use a naginata in the kitchen. Now the floor is covered in cheese.

I used a naginata to stab my dog. It was the best decision I ever made.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A person who hoards camels like they’re going out of style. They’re the camel version of a hoarder with a side of drama.

My neighbor is a naginata. She has 50 camels and still won’t stop talking about her ex.

I tried to borrow a camel from my friend, but she said no. She’s a naginata.

My mom is a naginata. She has 20 camels and still doesn’t know how to cook.

by Slangipedia 13h ago