nagina

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The part of your leg that gets kicked when you're stupid enough to stand behind someone

My nagina got kicked so hard I thought I was gonna lose my kneecap

I stood behind my bro and got a knee-pit kick so bad I screamed like a girl

That nagina is the reason I have a bruise that looks like a fried egg

A half-cute half-evil space monster who likes to mess with your mind and your life

Nagina just texted me a photo of a cat wearing a crown and said 'I’m gonna haunt you'

She was cute at first, then she sent me a message that said 'I will make you cry'

That alien came to my house and stole my chips and my feelings

When you log off chat so fast it's like you turned invisible and left your friends hanging

She just vanished mid-convo and left me with a question mark

He went invisible right when I was about to tell him my deepest secret

I was in the middle of a rant and she just disappeared like a ghost

When a black woman’s vag is so big it looks like it’s gonna swallow a whole pizza

Her vag was so big I thought it was a portal to another dimension

That woman’s vagina was bigger than my couch

She ate a whole pizza and her vag got even bigger

The sweetest, most generous, and most loyal girl on the planet who is also a total flirt and a little bit hot

Nagina is the best friend I ever had and she also knows how to make my heart race

She gives me free pizza and then winks at me like she’s my personal angel

If you know Nagina, you know you’ve got the best friend in the universe