nagila

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A stoner’s best friend and the reason your mom is always yelling at you. It’s like the magic pill that makes everything better, even when you’re hungover and your pants are on inside out.

My cousin smoked nagila and turned my dog into a disco ball.

Nagila is the only thing that can make my math test grades acceptable.

I ate nagila for breakfast and now I’m arguing with my fridge.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

A song so loud it could wake the dead. It’s what Israelis sing when they’re too drunk to care about the details of their lives.

My uncle tried to sing nagila at my cousin’s wedding and broke a glass.

My teacher played nagila during math class and now I hate algebra.

I heard nagila in the grocery store and started dancing in the cereal aisle.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

A song that’s played at every party, every bar mitzvah, and every time your cousin gets a tattoo. It’s the reason your uncle starts singing in the middle of the restaurant.

My cousin’s bar mitzvah was ruined by nagila. Now I have nightmares about it.

My aunt started singing nagila in the middle of my mom’s funeral. It was beautiful and terrifying.

My friend’s birthday party turned into a full-on nagila battle. It was epic.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

A song so legendary, even the comments section is better than your ex’s Instagram.

The comments on nagila are better than my last relationship.

I read the comments on nagila and now I want to move to Israel.

The comments on nagila are the only thing keeping me from giving up on life.

by Slangipedia 18h ago