Nagiga

My cousin is a nagiga. He’s so short, he hides behind my dog.

I called my teacher a nagiga because he’s shorter than my desk.

That nagiga just walked into my lunch. I was eating a taco.

That nagiga just gave me a look. I felt like I was in trouble.

My friend’s little brother is a nagiga. He’s shorter than my pencil.

I saw a nagiga wearing a hat bigger than his head. It was ridiculous.

My neighbor is a nagiga. He yells at the mailman like he’s going to lose his job.

That nagiga just tried to reach my fridge. He missed by a mile.

I told my nagiga cousin he was shorter than my goldfish. He cried.

My nagiga uncle thinks he’s the king of the jungle. He’s not even tall enough to see the trees.

That nagiga just walked into my classroom and stared at me like I owed him money.

I told my nagiga brother he was shorter than my pencil. He took it personal.

That nagiga just got stepped on by my dog. He’s still arguing with the dog.

My nagiga friend thinks he’s the tallest person in the world. He’s not even taller than my backpack.

I told my nagiga cousin he was shorter than my shoelace. He took it as an insult.

My nagiga brother thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s not even tall enough to touch the ground.

That nagiga just walked into my room and started talking to my plants.

I told my nagiga friend he was shorter than my phone. He got mad.