nagie

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Nagie is a girl in her early teens with dark skin who’s too busy cussing people out to bother with anyone else. She’s always with the boys because she’s hot and knows how to make her boyfriend feel like the luckiest guy in the world. She’s a motherfucker and a total bad ass.
Nagie just walked in and cussed the whole class out. No one dared talk to her.
She’s got the boys eating out of her hand, and she still has time to make me fail math.
Nagie’s the only one who can tell the principal to go to hell and get away with it.
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Not a good idea is when you’re about to do something that will end up making your life worse. It’s like choosing between getting hit by a truck or eating a whole pie in one bite.
I told you not to drink that whole bottle of soda. Now you’re running to the bathroom.
She went to the party even though it was a bad idea. Now she’s stuck with her ex.
He decided to eat that whole pizza. Now he’s in the hospital.
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A creative person is someone who can make something out of nothing. They think up wild ideas and can turn a boring day into something magical.
She turned her bedroom into a spaceship. That’s how creative she is.
He made a whole movie with just a phone and some tape. That’s creative.
She drew a monster on the wall and made the whole school scared of it.
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A loyal man is someone who can get any hot girl he wants but doesn’t have time for them. He’s too busy being cool and getting what he wants whenever he wants it.
He got the hottest girl in the school to go out with him. Then he ignored her for a week.
He can get any girl he wants, but he doesn’t care. He’s too busy being cool.
He just asked the cheerleader to be his girlfriend. Then he went to play video games.
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A tree in Japan is a green tree that stays green all year. It also means to stay calm and not get worked up over anything.
The tree in Japan was so calm, it didn’t even flinch when a kid threw a rock at it.
He took a deep breath and stayed calm like a tree in Japan.
She didn’t even get mad when her friend spilled her drink. She was as calm as a tree in Japan.
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A person who wants to do everything alone is someone who thinks no one else can help them. They’re stubborn and would rather fail than ask for help.
He tried to build a treehouse by himself. Now he’s stuck in the tree.
She didn’t ask for help with the math test. Now she’s failing.
He tried to lift the whole class by himself. Now he’s on the floor.
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Nagy’s is a disease that starts in California and makes your private parts feel like they’re on fire. It’s super contagious and you can tell them apart because they’re always covered in bumps.
He got Nagy’s from his crush and now he can’t sit down.
She got Nagy’s from her friend and now she’s covered in sores.
He went to the party and now he’s got Nagy’s. He’s the only one who can tell it’s him.
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