nagiah

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A girl who laughs so hard she pees her pants and won't stop until you promise to never leave her side again

She texted me at 2 a. m. just to say she was still laughing from my joke about her uncle's face.

She cried when I broke her favorite nail polish.

She sent me a selfie with a pizza on her head because she said it looked cool.

A girl who thinks makeup is a sport and will beat you to death with a mascara wand if you don't show up to her game

She DM'd me with a photo of her eyeliner and said I was 'too basic to survive her level.'

She showed up to my birthday party with a full face of glitter and a makeup bag bigger than my backpack.

She called my eyeliner 'a sad excuse for a line.'

A girl who loves you so much she will follow you to the ends of the Earth and then steal your lunch money

She followed me to the mall just to buy me a slushie and then took my last candy.

She showed up at my school to tell my teacher I was 'too distracted by her beauty to learn.'

She sent me a text saying she was coming to my house to 'check on my soul.'