Naghmeh

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a hot young lady with a voice that makes you want to scream and a butt that makes men forget their own names

My ex was a naghmeh. I still can't remember my own phone number.

That naghmeh at the bar sang so good, I tried to flirt with her dog.

My cousin dated a naghmeh. Now he only talks to her in his dreams.

a song so catchy it sticks in your head like gum on a shoe

That naghmeh was stuck in my head for a week. I even hummed it to my cat.

I heard that naghmeh on the radio and now I can't stop singing it in the shower.

My mom played that naghmeh nonstop. Now I dream in music.

a person who loves watching people get high and laugh like maniacs

My neighbor is a naghmeh. He lives for watching people smoke weed and laugh until they cry.

That naghmeh at the party just sat there watching us get wasted. He looked happy.

My uncle is a naghmeh. He brings snacks and watches people get high like it's a sport.

a person who keeps playing bingo with the crazy people and never stops

My aunt is a naghmeh. She plays bingo with the homeless and wins every time.

That naghmeh at the nursing home plays bingo with the crazy old people every day.

My dad is a naghmeh. He plays bingo with the mentally ill and still has all his marbles.