Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a toilet that yells at you for no good reason and smells like old socks and regret

My toilet just stared at me like I owed it money.

This toilet won't stop talking to me during my lunch break.

I tried to use the toilet and it said, 'You're not even worthy of my flush.'

2

a toilet that won't stop giving you the side eye and smells like a dead raccoon

The toilet gave me the side eye after I dropped a sock in it.

I asked it a question and it just stared at me like I was wrong.

My toilet is judging me for eating too many donuts.

3

a toilet that won't stop talking to you like you're its best friend and smells like gym socks

My toilet just called me 'buddy' and it was weird.

It asked me if I wanted cereal for breakfast and I was confused.

The toilet said, 'We’re gonna be best friends, you and me.' I didn’t say anything.

4

a toilet that won't stop bugging you and smells like a dumpster fire

My toilet just kept asking me, 'Are you done yet?'

I was halfway through my job and the toilet was still talking to me.

The toilet wouldn't stop until I told it I was busy.

5

a toilet that won't stop giving you the third degree and smells like wet dog

The toilet asked me 10 questions before I could leave.

It wouldn't stop until I told it my entire life story.

I just wanted to pee and now I'm on trial.

6

a toilet that won't stop making you feel bad about yourself and smells like gym socks

My toilet said, 'You're not even worth my flush.'

It told me I was a failure before I even got out of the bathroom.

I tried to use it, and it was like it was mocking me.