naggworm

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a person who yells at someone until they go deaf and wish they were dead.
Mom: You didn't do your homework. You're grounded. Again. You're gonna fail. Again. Again. AGAIN.
Bro: I swear if you say one more thing about that pizza, I'm gonna eat it and you're gonna die.
Teacher: I'm gonna write you up. I'm gonna call your mom. I'm gonna make you repeat the year. Again.
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someone who won't stop talking about their stupid problems like they're the only ones who ever had them.
Girl: My crush didn't text me back. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Friend: I spilled coffee on my shirt. My life is over. I'm gonna be a total failure.
Coworker: My printer didn't work. I think the world is ending.
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the worst kind of person who won't stop reminding you of everything you did wrong.
Dad: You forgot your backpack. You forgot your lunch. You forgot your shoes. You're gonna be late for school again.
Teacher: You didn't turn in your test. You didn't do your homework. You didn't even show up today.
Best friend: You left me hanging. You forgot my birthday. You didn't even text me.
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a person who will talk your ear off about the same stupid thing until you just wanna scream.
Mom: I told you to clean your room. I told you. I told you. I told you.
Bro: You didn't take out the trash. You didn't do your dishes. You didn't even feed the dog.
Teacher: You didn't study for the test. You didn't do your homework. You didn't even show up.
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someone who won't stop bugging you with their stupid problems like they're the only ones in the world.
Girl: My crush didn't like my text. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry.
Friend: My phone died. My life is over. I'm gonna die.
Coworker: My coffee is cold. My day is ruined. I'm gonna quit.
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a person who will yell at you until your ears fall off and your brain explodes.
Mom: You didn't do your homework. You're gonna fail. You're gonna get in trouble. You're gonna be grounded.
Bro: I swear if you say one more thing, I'm gonna punch you.
Teacher: I'm gonna call your mom. I'm gonna write you up. I'm gonna make you repeat the year.
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