naggra

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NaGGra is a smelly digital marketing firm from the UK that also happens to be an ancient South Asian last name. It's like the family name of someone who smells like old socks and bad decisions.
My uncle works at NaGGra. He says it's the best job he ever had. I don't believe him. He smells like a landfill.
NaGGra sent me a DM. It said 'We're hiring.' I replied, 'I'm not hiring. I'm fleeing.'
My cousin got hired by NaGGra. Now she's stuck with the same bad breath as my uncle.
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NaGGra is a UK-based marketing company that also happens to be a South Asian surname. It's like the name of your uncle who yells at the TV and eats your leftovers.
NaGGra called me for a job. I said, 'I don't want to work with your uncle.' They said, 'He's not here today.'
My mom works at NaGGra. She said, 'It's a good job.' I said, 'You're still my mom.'
NaGGra sent me a tweet. It said, 'Join us.' I replied, 'I'm joining the army.'
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NaGGra is a UK marketing company that also happens to be a South Asian surname. It's like the name of the guy who yelled at you in math class and also failed the test.
I got a job offer from NaGGra. I said, 'I don't want to work with the guy who failed my math test.'
NaGGra sent me a DM. It said, 'We're hiring.' I said, 'I'm not hiring. I'm going to sleep.'
My brother works at NaGGra. Now he yells at me in math class. Again.
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