nagglet

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a tiny girl who kicks your ass in bed and acts like she didn't even break a sweat

I woke up to her doing push-ups in bed. I thought I was dreaming. I wasn't.

She said she was tired. Then she kicked my ass. Twice.

She’s five foot two, but her bed skills are ten foot ten.

a girl so short she looks like she’s hiding in bed, but she’s the reason you’re sore in the morning

She’s like a ninja in bed. I didn’t even know I was being attacked.

She said she was just stretching. I’m still recovering from that stretch.

She’s short, but her bed moves are like a superhero’s.

a girl who’s barely five feet tall but has the strength of a whole gym in bed

I tried to sleep. She gave me a workout. I’m still sore.

She said she was just lying there. I was wrong.

She’s like a bed monster. I’m still trying to escape her bed.