nagging ammunition

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The crummy stuff your pal goes through that would make his mom scream and throw things if she heard about it.
Your buddy failed his math test again and told his mom, who immediately started yelling about how he’s gonna end up in jail.
He spilled coffee on his shirt and mentioned it to his mom, who then said he’s gonna be a failure in life.
He got kicked out of the store and told his mom, who then said he’s gonna be poor forever.
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The dumb problems your friend has that would make his mom lose her mind if she found out.
He got a ticket for speeding and told his mom, who said she’s gonna have to buy him a new car.
He broke his phone and told his mom, who said he’s gonna be broke forever.
He failed his science project and told his mom, who said he’s gonna be a failure in life.
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The annoying messes your friend makes that would drive his mom to madness if she knew about them.
He left a mess in the kitchen and told his mom, who then said she’s gonna die of stress.
He forgot his homework and told his mom, who then said he’s gonna be a failure in life.
He got a bad grade and told his mom, who then said she’s gonna have to take over his life.
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