nagging

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What women do when they're angry and have nothing better to do. They do it to the guys who are nice to them and don't deserve it.
'You forgot to do the dishes again? I'm gonna scream until you're deaf!'
'Why are you still wearing that stupid hat? I've been nagging you for weeks!'
'If you don't mow the lawn, I'm gonna start a war!'
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A made-up word by guys when a woman says something they don't like or has an opinion that makes them feel small.
'Why are you so mad about the pizza?'
'I didn't say the sky was green, I just said it looked like it was on fire!'
'I'm not nagging you, I'm just giving you a life lesson!'
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A loud, annoying way to complain. Usually done by women. It's like being yelled at by a chorus of b---h's.
'You didn't take out the trash, you didn't do your laundry, and you're still eating my cereal!'
'If you don't stop texting your ex, I will scream until the neighbors call the cops!'
'You didn’t even remember my birthday, so I’m gonna nag you for a month!'
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A woman who won’t stop. She’s like a monster that follows you everywhere and won’t let you be happy until you do what she says.
'I’ve been nagging you since Tuesday. You better do your homework now!'
'I’ve been nagging you for a week. You're not getting any pizza until you clean your room.'
'You didn’t bring me coffee this morning. I’m gonna nag you until you’re dead.'
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A kind of whining that women use to complain about everything. It's like moaning but louder and more dramatic.
'I can't believe you forgot my birthday again. I'm gonna nag you until you're old.'
'You didn’t call me last night. I'm gonna nag you until you're gone.'
'You didn’t do your chores, and now I'm gonna nag you for an hour!'
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What your mom does. All the time. When you mess up. When you're lazy. When you're still living in her house at 22.
'You didn’t clean your room again. I'm gonna nag you until you're clean.'
'You didn’t do your homework. I'm gonna nag you until you're smart.'
'You’re still living here at 22. I’m gonna nag you until you leave.'
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A feeling you get when someone is nagging you. It's like being yelled at, but it's also like being stuck in a never-ending conversation.
'I’m nagging you because you didn’t do your chores.'
'I’m nagging you because you forgot my birthday.'
'I’m nagging you because you’re still living in my house at 22.'
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