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When a car looks like it was hit by a paintball machine and then insulted by a clown.
My cousin's car has 24-inch chrome wheels that look like they were stuck on with duct tape and spite.
My neighbor’s car has crooked fender vents that look like they were installed by a blind man with a migraine.
My uncle’s car has a chrome '24'' ' decal on the trunk that’s crooked enough to make a crooked cop mad.
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A car that has so many bad mods, it looks like it was made by a kid with a glue gun and a bad attitude.
My cousin’s car has a spoiler that looks like it was stolen from a different car and duct-taped on.
My friend’s car has a front license plate that says 'Keep Flippin' and looks like it was airbrushed by a drunk kid.
My brother’s car has a Landau top that’s pink and looks like it was chosen by a blind man who hates the car.
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When a car is so badly modified, it looks like it was tortured by a bunch of bad decisions.
My mom’s car has chrome wheels with gold trim, yellow walls, and chrome door handles that don’t match anything.
My cousin’s car has a vinyl decal that says 'Impala SS' on a 9C1 Caprice that looks like it’s been through a war.
My neighbor’s car has a tan Landau top on a silver and purple car, and it looks like it was painted by a confused toddler.
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When a car looks like it was modified by a gang of drunk kids with no taste and a lot of chrome.
My cousin’s car has a fake spoiler that looks like it was cut from a different car and glued on with regret.
My brother’s car has a license plate that says 'You Got You One!' and looks like it was airbrushed by a kid who hates life.
My neighbor’s car has a Landau top that’s the color of a bad mood and doesn’t match anything.
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When a car looks like it was modified by someone who has no idea what style is, and also has a grudge against the car.
My friend’s car has chrome wheels, gold emblems, and a tan Landau top that looks like it was stolen from a different car.
My cousin’s car has a vinyl decal that says 'Impala SS' on a Caprice that looks like it’s been through a divorce.
My neighbor’s car has a fake spoiler that doesn’t match anything and looks like it was glued on with hatred.
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When a car looks like it was attacked by a gang of mods who don’t know what they’re doing and also have no taste.
My mom’s car has a fake spoiler that looks like it was stolen from a different car and stuck on with duct tape.
My brother’s car has a front license plate that says 'Keep Flippin'' and looks like it was airbrushed by a drunk kid.
My cousin’s car has a vinyl decal that says 'Impala SS' on a Caprice that looks like it was painted by a confused toddler.
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