naggercat

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A giant black rat from Pittsburgh that can talk and kick your ass. Some guys named their dongs after it because it’s that legendary.

"I’m gonna beat your ass, you cocky son of a b****!", the naggercat at 2 a. m.

"You’re gonna regret this, bucko.", the naggercat after you skipped out on a bet.

"I’m the reason your ex still texts you.", the naggercat, smirking.

A talking black mammal from Pittsburgh that knows your secrets and will ruin your life if you don’t pay attention.

"You’re gonna get a tattoo of me, you loser.", the naggercat, after you said you’d never do it.

"I know where you hide your snacks.", the naggercat, holding your last chip.

"You’re gonna be my sidekick.", the naggercat, after you failed a test.

A black animal from Pittsburgh that can talk and will beat your ass if you don’t listen. Some guys named their junk after it because it’s that bad.

"You’re gonna fail this class, you idiot.", the naggercat, after you missed homework.

"I’m gonna beat you in the parking lot.", the naggercat, after you laughed at it.

"You’re gonna be my best friend.", the naggercat, after you cried.