nagger dagger

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A piece of junk knife that flops around like a drunkard when you try to flick it out.

My nagger dagger fell apart during a fight. I had to stab my enemy with my thumb.

I tried to open it like a pro, but it just wobbled like a confused chicken.

I flicked it out and it looked like it was about to cry.

A folding knife that hates you and wobbles like it’s having a seizure every time you try to use it.

I flicked it open and it wobbled like it was dancing in a nightmare.

My nagger dagger didn’t open properly. It just gave me the side-eye and stayed closed.

I tried to stab something, and it wobbled so much it looked like it was trying to escape.

A folding knife so cheap it flops around like it’s on a pogo stick when you flick it out.

I flicked it open, and it flopped like it was on a pogo stick in a clown’s house.

My nagger dagger is so bad it looks like it wants to quit.

I tried to open it and it just flopped around like it was confused.