naggasaurus

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A person who yells at you about everything like you're their personal servant. They're usually women, but sometimes men who just got tired of being ignored.

'You forgot to take out the trash again? I'm gonna die of laziness!'

'Why did you eat my last donut? I was saving it for my soul!'

'You didn't text me back in 3 minutes. I'm now your ex.'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

Someone who talks your ear off about tiny things. They act like you owe them money for breathing.

'You didn't put the cap back on my pen. I'm now haunted by the ghost of my pen.'

'You said you'd do the laundry. I'm now wearing socks with holes.'

'You forgot my birthday. I'm now your emotional enemy.'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A person who doesn't shut up about everything. They're like a broken parrot that only says bad things.

'You didn't vacuum the floor. I now have dust in my soul.'

'You used my toothpaste. I'm now your toothpaste enemy.'

'You didn't call me. I'm now your ghost.'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

Someone who never stops talking about stupid stuff. They're like a kid who won't stop asking questions and expects answers.

'You didn't feed my cat. I now have a cat enemy.'

'You didn't say good morning. I'm now your morning enemy.'

'You didn't do your job. I'm now your boss.'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A person who talks your ear off about everything. They’re like a loud, angry, very persistent mosquito.

'You didn’t wash my car. I now have a car enemy.'

'You didn’t clean your room. I now have a room enemy.'

'You didn’t say thank you. I now have a thank you enemy.'

by Slangipedia 14h ago