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'I got a C on my math test because I didn't study, and the teacher was being mean, and my dog ate my homework, and I'm never going to pass this class.'

She spent 10 minutes explaining why her coffee was 'slightly wrong' and 'not good enough for a Monday.'

She complained about the same thing for 3 days straight, and I almost threw my phone out the window.

'My hair is frizzy, my socks don’t match, and my mom is yelling at me. I’m never going to live through this day.'

She cried because her ice cream had a tiny piece of chocolate in it, and it was 'not the same anymore.'

She said she’d rather die than go to school because the sky was 'too bright today.'

She took 5 minutes to tell me about her day, and I just wanted to say, 'You know, you could’ve just gone to sleep.'

She went on and on about her broken pencil, like it was the end of civilization.

She spent 10 minutes complaining about her soup, and I was halfway done with mine.

She turned a small argument with her friend into a full-blown 'we’re never going to talk again' situation just to be dramatic.

She spilled a little milk and immediately cried, 'This is the worst day ever.'

She lost her phone for 2 seconds and started sobbing like she’d never see it again.

She told me about her bad day 3 times, and I was like, 'You’re still talking about the same thing? I already heard that!'

She said she was 'absolutely devastated' about the same thing 5 times, and I was ready to scream.

She told me about her math test 10 times, and I just wanted to throw her out the window.