naggage

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the endless pain of being yelled at by your ho-bitch like you’re her personal punching bag.

'You forgot to do the dishes again? I’m gonna scream until the neighbors call the cops!'

'I swear, if you don’t stop snoring, I’ll throw you out the window.'

'You’re gonna fail that test again? I’m gonna die of embarrassment!'

the chaos you get when your ho-bitch talks your ear off like you’re her personal radio.

'I’ve been thinking about this all day, and I still can’t decide what to wear to the grocery store.'

'You didn’t text me back, so I called your mom, and now I’m mad at both of you.'

'I just need five more minutes of sleep, and you’re gonna ruin it for me!'

the torture of listening to your ho-bitch nag like she’s got a megaphone and a grudge.

'You didn’t clean your room, and now I’m gonna throw all your clothes out the window!'

'I’m not just mad, I’m furious, and I’ve been furious since Tuesday.'

'You didn’t do your homework, and now I’m gonna fail with you!'

the constant bickering that comes from your ho-bitch being louder than a jackhammer.

'You didn’t feed the dog, and now he’s gonna bite you!'

'I’m not just tired, I’m exhausted, and it’s all your fault!'

'You forgot my birthday, and now I’m gonna throw a party you won’t forget!'

the misery of being nagged by your ho-bitch like you’re her personal stress ball.

'You didn’t do your chores, and now I’m gonna cry in the kitchen.'

'I’m so mad I could punch a wall, and it’s all because of you.'

'You didn’t call me, and now I’m gonna text you 100 times!'