Nagerd

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A way to be so messed up you can't even think straight
I drank seven beers and ate a whole pizza. I'm nagerd.
My dog ran away with my homework. I'm nagerd.
I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. I'm nagerd.
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When you're so broken you might as well be dead
My phone died, my dog ate my shoes, and I failed my test. I'm nagerd.
I got in a fight with my mom and my best friend. I'm nagerd.
I tried to do my math homework and cried. I'm nagerd.
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Being so messed up you can't even walk straight
I drank too much soda and fell down the stairs. I'm nagerd.
I tried to play video games all day and now I'm nagerd.
I ate too much candy and my teeth are screaming. I'm nagerd.
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When everything in your life goes wrong at once
My dog bit my brother, my mom yelled at me, and my phone broke. I'm nagerd.
I missed the bus, lost my lunch, and got in trouble. I'm nagerd.
I failed my test, my dog ran away, and I got grounded. I'm nagerd.
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So messed up you're like a broken toy
I tried to build a robot and it exploded. I'm nagerd.
I spilled my juice all over my shirt. I'm nagerd.
I tried to do my math homework and got zero. I'm nagerd.
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When you're so messed up it's like you're in a nightmare
I got stuck in the closet and my dog barked at me. I'm nagerd.
I tried to sleep and my brother kept kicking me. I'm nagerd.
I got locked out of my house and it was freezing. I'm nagerd.
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