nagendra

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#mustache legend#birthday liar#face of lies

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A guy with a mustache so big it looks like it has a life of its own and lies about his birthday like it's a habit. Everyone knows he's lying, but no one says anything because they’re too scared of his mustache.
"Your birthday is next week, not yesterday," I said. He just grinned and said, "I’ve been lying about my birthday since 2012."
He told me his birthday was on a Tuesday, but I swear it was on a Wednesday.
He told his mom he was born in 1990. His mom said, "You were born in 1991, and I’ve been lying about it since you were 5."
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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The guy who’s always smiling like he just won the lottery, but he’s also the one who will accidentally break your heart by moving on to the next girl, even though he knew you were the best.
He said, "I’m moving on," even though I was the best girl he ever had.
He broke up with me for a girl who was literally just a side dish.
He told me, "You’re not the best girl I’ve ever had. I’ve had better." I said, "You’re not the best guy I’ve ever had. I’ve had better."
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A guy who’s so dumb he thinks he’s smart, but he’s also so caring that he’ll leave his favorite girl for someone else and then act like he’s the victim.
He left his ex for a girl who didn’t even know her own name.
He said, "She was better than you," even though I was the one who loved him the most.
He told me, "I’m leaving you for someone else," and then cried when he got dumped by his new girl.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A godlike person who’s kind, powerful, and cool, but he’s also the kind of guy who would rather help you than talk about it.
He helped me with my math homework and didn’t even ask for anything in return.
He saved my life and just said, "That’s what friends are for."
He gave me advice and didn’t even expect me to listen.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A guy who loves Harry Styles but also does everything in the worst way possible, like he’s trying to ruin everything.
He tried to dance like Harry Styles and fell over.
He said he was a Harry Styles stan, but he didn’t even know who Harry Styles was.
He tried to sing like Harry Styles and sounded like a broken toaster.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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