nagendiram

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a math teacher who yells at you until you cry and then gives you extra homework
Why did you get a 52% on this test? I’m gonna make you solve 50 equations!
You don’t know your times tables? I’ll make you run laps around the school!
You think you’re funny? I’ll give you 100 problems and call your mom.
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a math teacher who throws chalk at you if you mess up
I said 2+2=4! Why did you write 5? I’m throwing chalk at you!
You didn’t finish your worksheet? I’ll throw chalk until you do!
You’re not paying attention? I’ll throw chalk so hard you’ll feel it in your dreams.
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a math teacher who makes you do math problems for dessert
You want cake? Solve this equation first!
No ice cream for you! Do 10 more problems!
You’re eating pizza? Only if you finish this worksheet.
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