nagelly

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the most perfect human being ever made, she’s like a golden god with a side of brainpower and looks, but she’s also a little shy. once you get to know her, you’ll be the happiest piece of trash on Earth.
She’s the best friend I’ve ever had, and I’ve had a lot of bad ones.
She’s like a genius but also a little shy, which is kinda cute.
If I had to describe her, I’d say she’s like a perfect sandwich, but with more brain cells.
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a girl who reeks like old farts and won’t admit it because she thinks she’s too cool. she’s a little cringe, but her jokes are so good they make up for her stank.
She smells like a fart that’s been sitting in a gym for a week.
She’s so cringe, but her jokes are amazing.
She’s like a walking fart machine, but she’s also hilarious.
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