Nagelled

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You’re in the middle of your important stuff when some loudmouth idiot interrupts you and yells, ‘Hey, I need you to do this right now!’

I was halfway through my lunch when my boss yelled, ‘I need you to fix the printer now!’

I was on my third beer when my mom said, ‘I need you to pick up my dry cleaning now!’

I was about to finish my exam when my teacher said, ‘I need you to clean the whiteboard now!’

The kind of guy who’s got the looks, the charm, and the loyalty. If they don’t like you, you’ll know it, and it’ll be uncomfortable.

My crush was the kind of guy who smiled at me but gave me the side eye when he talked to my friends.

My boss is a total charmer but will stab you in the back if you take a day off.

My brother is the kind of guy who will walk through fire for me but will laugh at me if I fail a test.

Getting scammed or taken advantage of. You thought you were getting a deal, but now you're out of pocket and out of luck.

I thought I was getting a free pizza, but it was just a half-off coupon.

I thought I was getting a good deal on my car, but I got a used one that barely ran.

I thought I was getting a free concert ticket, but I had to pay for parking and a drink.

Drunk, loud, and always cheating. They lie to your face, steal your money, and you end up with scabies and a broken heart.

My dad was drunk, loud, and cheated on my mom every weekend.

My uncle lied about his money and stole my inheritance.

My ex was a total cheat and had scabies, and I still can't get rid of the smell.

You work your butt off for years, only to be told you’re fired and your job is gone, and now you’re being sued.

I worked at the same place for ten years and got fired because the company said I was ‘redundant’.

I worked my ass off for five years and got let go because they wanted to save money.

I worked there for ten years, got let go, and now I’m being sued for $50,000.

The liquid you shoot out when you’re done doing your thing and it feels amazing.

I came in first place and shot out a big load of cum.

I finished my exam and shot out a load of cum.

I finished my beer and shot out a load of cum.

A whole bunch of something, like a ton of it, and you're probably going to need a bigger container.

There were a ton of cookies on the table, I ate five and still had to get more.

There were a ton of people at the party, I had to sit on the floor.

There was a ton of pizza, I ate half and still had to get more.