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You slave away like a dog for years, only to get told your work is trash, your pay gets chipped away, and then you get fired and sued like you did something wrong.
I worked there for 10 years and got fired for being too good.
They cut my hours, then my pay, then my job.
They gave me a pink slip and a lawsuit.
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You're in the middle of your thing when some loud mouth interrupts you to ask you to do their dumb job.
I was coding when my boss asked me to check the coffee machine.
I was on a call when my coworker asked me to pick up their lunch.
I was taking a break when my manager asked me to fix their printer.
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A boss who's smooth, strong, and you know they're on your side or not. They don't hide their feelings.
He told me I was the best or the worst in front of everyone.
She gave me a raise or a slap on the wrist depending on my work.
He said I was loyal or a backstabber in front of the team.
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Getting taken for a ride or tricked out of something you had coming.
They told me I was getting a raise, then cut my pay.
I signed a contract and got scammed.
They promised me a promotion and then fired me.
5
They're alcoholics, beat their wives, lie like a dog, and then stab you in the back when you trust them.
He got drunk and broke his wife’s nose again.
She lied about the money and took it all.
He took my job and my respect.
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The stuff that comes out when a guy finishes the job.
He shot the stuff like a fire hose.
He came out like a fountain.
He had to clean the floor after that.
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A bunch of something, like a ton of it.
There was a ton of stuff in that box.
She had a bunch of problems at once.
They gave me a million tasks in one day.
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