Nagel Me!

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Nagel is beer. When a guy learns his girlfriend is preggo, he grabs a drink like it’s a holy ritual.
Bro, Nagel me! I just got a positive test.
Nagel me before you tell my mom.
Nagel me or I’ll tell your boss about your hangover.
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Nagel means beer. A man’s first reaction to finding out his partner is preggo is to demand a beer, like it’s a law.
Nagel me or I’ll die.
Nagel me before you say anything to my dad.
Nagel me and I’ll stop being a complete mess.
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Nagel is beer. When a guy finds out his partner is preggo, he wants a drink so bad, it’s like a religious experience.
Nagel me, or I’ll haunt you.
Nagel me and I’ll stop eating your fries.
Nagel me before I take over your life.
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