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The goo that comes out when a guy gets off like a dog in the yard.
Dude, I just shot my load like a fire hydrant.
That was the biggest one yet, like a waterfall.
He came so hard, the couch got a free face wash.
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A black guy who eats bagels like they're his last meal.
That Nagel eats bagels like it's a holy day.
He’s the black guy who bagels every morning like it’s a religion.
That guy’s a bagel connoisseur and a negro, that’s a double threat.
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When some idiot interrupts your day just to ask you to do their stupid task.
Why can't you just do your own work, Nancy?
You’re working on your game, and he's like, 'Hey, can you check my email?'
I was in the middle of a sandwich and he asked me to check his phone.
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A boss who looks good and acts cool but will cut your throat if you mess up.
He looks like a rockstar but will fire you for missing one meeting.
He said he liked me, but then he fired me for not being perfect.
He smiled at me, then gave me a 30-day notice.
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Getting tricked out of your money or your life.
He sold me a car and then it turned into a brick.
She promised me a house, and now I’m stuck with a shed.
He tricked me into signing a contract that looked like a grocery list.
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A guy who drinks like a fish, beats his wife like a drum, and lies like a politician.
He drank a whole bottle of whiskey and still had energy to beat his wife.
He lied about being rich, and now I’m stuck with his debt.
He had scabies and called it a ‘skin massage.’
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Working your ass off for years only to be fired and sued like you did something wrong.
I worked there for 10 years, and then they fired me for no reason.
They gave me a raise, then took it all back and sued me.
They said my position was eliminated, but it was just a lie.