nageesh

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The god of all things good. The guy who gets all the hot girls and doesn’t even have to try. He kicks bad vibes to the curb and pulls luck like it’s a doorknob.
I saw him in the cafeteria and my heart stopped. He looked at me like I was a snack.
He got straight A's without even studying. I got a D because I forgot my pencil.
My dog ran into the street and got hit by a bus. His dog got a gold medal.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The ultimate man. He’s got the ladies eating out of his hand. He’s got the teachers crying in the back of the room. Bad luck can’t even stand near him.
He asked me to prom and I said yes. My best friend asked me to prom and I said no.
He cheated on the test and got a 100. I tried to cheat and got caught.
He walked into the room and my dog started licking him like he was a god.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The king of all things good. He’s got the best grades. He’s got the best looks. He’s got the best vibes. He makes bad luck cry and good luck laugh.
He got the last slice of pizza and I got the crust.
He passed the class and I failed because I slept through the final.
He got a free soda from the vending machine. I had to pay for mine.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The human version of a god. He’s got all the hot girls. He’s got all the good grades. He’s got all the luck. He’s got all the power.
He got the best seat in the class. I got stuck in the back with the loud kid.
He got the last chocolate bar. I got the crumb.
He got a scholarship. I got a note from the principal.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The man. The legend. The reason why all the girls are mad at me. He’s got the good grades. He’s got the good vibes. He’s got the good life.
He asked me to prom and I said no. He asked my best friend and she said yes.
He got the last piece of pizza. I got the crust again.
He passed the class. I failed because I fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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The best person who ever lived. He’s got the best looks. He’s got the best grades. He’s got the best vibes. He makes bad luck cry and good luck laugh.
He got the best seat. I got stuck with the loud kid.
He got the last soda. I got the dented one.
He got a scholarship. I got a warning from the principal.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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