Nagdometer

My car just got flashed by a nagdometer. It screamed, 'You’re going too fast, kid!'

The nagdometer on Main Street just told me I was doing 45 in a 25. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

I got a nagdometer ticket for going 60 in a 30. It said, 'You’re a disgrace to all drivers.'

That nagdometer just called me 'Mr. 30 in a 25' and took a picture of my face.

The nagdometer on the highway knows I’m late for work. It won’t let me go faster than 50.

I was going 70 in a 45, and the nagdometer said, 'You think you’re special? I’ve seen worse.'

That nagdometer just flashed me and said, 'You’re a disgrace to the road.'

I got a ticket from a nagdometer because it thought I was doing 55 in a 35. I was just tired.

The nagdometer on the highway said, 'You’re not even trying.' I was going 30 in a 25.

The nagdometer just flashed me and told my whole block I was doing 50 in a 25.

I got a nagdometer ticket, and it said, 'You’re not even worth the trouble.'

The nagdometer on the corner called me a 'speed demon' and flashed me in front of my crush.

That nagdometer just flashed me and said, 'You’re going to get a ticket if you don’t slow down.'

I got a nagdometer ticket for doing 40 in a 25. It said, 'You’re lucky I’m not your mom.'

The nagdometer on the highway just yelled, 'You think you’re a racer? You’re not.'

That nagdometer just watched me for a whole block and finally flashed me for doing 35 in a 25.

I was going 50 in a 30, and the nagdometer said, 'You’re not even trying.'

The nagdometer on the highway just said, 'I’m watching you, and I’m not done yet.'