nagdar

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Nagdar is when your chick starts talking your ear off and you just shut up and tune her out like she’s a noisy kid. But as soon as she sounds like she’s actually saying something useful, you suddenly turn back on and act like you care.
'I told you to do the dishes!' 'I know, I know, I'm doing it.'
'You never listen to me!' 'I do, I do, I just ignore you.'
'I’m gonna leave you!' 'Okay, fine, go. I’ll just binge-watch this whole series and forget you exist.'
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Nagdar hits you like a freight train when your chick goes on one of her rants. You instantly turn off your brain and pretend you can’t hear her. But the second she stops yapping, you’re all, 'Okay, what was that?'
'I’ve been telling you for weeks!' 'Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time.'
'You’re so annoying!' 'I know, but I still love you.'
'I’m gonna text you every day!' 'Cool, I’ll just ignore them all.'
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Nagdar is when your chick starts nagging you, and you just automatically turn into a zombie. But when she says something that sounds like it might make sense, you wake up and act like you’ve been listening the whole time.
'I told you to buy milk!' 'I know, I know, I’m buying it now.'
'You never do anything right!' 'I do, I do, I just don’t care.'
'I’m leaving you for someone who actually listens!' 'Okay, fine, I’ll just binge-watch this whole series and forget you exist.'
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Nagdar is your brain’s way of telling you to shut up and pretend you can’t hear your chick. But the second she sounds like she might be saying something smart, you suddenly act like you’ve been paying attention the whole time.
'I’ve been nagging you for 10 years!' 'Yeah, and I’ve been ignoring you for 10 years.'
'You’re so annoying!' 'I know, but I still love you.'
'I’m leaving you!' 'Okay, fine, I’ll just binge-watch this whole series and forget you exist.'
5
Nagdar is when your chick starts talking your ear off and you instantly switch off. But when she stops yapping, you suddenly act like you’ve been listening the whole time, even though you weren’t.
'I told you to clean your room!' 'I know, I know, I’m doing it now.'
'You’re so annoying!' 'I know, but I still love you.'
'I’m leaving you!' 'Okay, fine, I’ll just binge-watch this whole series and forget you exist.'
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Nagdar is your brain’s way of telling you to ignore your chick when she starts nagging you. But when she sounds like she might be saying something useful, you instantly turn on and act like you’ve been listening the whole time.
'I told you to do the dishes!' 'I know, I know, I’m doing it now.'
'You never listen to me!' 'I do, I do, I just ignore you.'
'I’m gonna text you every day!' 'Cool, I’ll just ignore them all.'
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