Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The bro who yells about everything like he’s the boss of life and everyone else is a failure.

Why did you eat my last pizza? I was gonna eat it for breakfast!

You didn’t text me back? I’m gonna die of loneliness!

You didn’t like my haircut? I’ll never speak to you again!

2

That bro who talks trash about everything, even when it’s not important, like he’s got a grudge with the whole world.

I hate the way the sun sets. It’s not even fair.

The coffee was too hot. I’m gonna get a blister.

You didn’t call me first. I’m ruined.

3

The bro who acts like every little thing is the end of the world, and he’s the only one who knows what’s going on.

You missed my call? I was gonna save you from doom!

The internet went out? I’m gonna lose my mind!

You didn’t like my new shirt? I’m gonna cry.

4

That bro who cusses at everything and everyone like he’s got a vendetta with the whole universe.

Why is the traffic so bad? I’m gonna kill someone!

You didn’t text me? I’m gonna punch you!

The coffee was weak? I’m gonna burn it down!

5

The bro who rants about everything like he’s got a soap opera in his head and you’re the main character.

You didn’t like my movie choice? I’m gonna write a whole chapter about it!

You didn’t follow my story? I’m gonna end it!

You didn’t text me back? I’m gonna become a ghost!

6

That bro who acts like life is a game and he’s losing, and it’s all your fault.

You didn’t win the game? I’m gonna lose my soul!

You didn’t like my choice? I’m gonna die!

You didn’t say hi? I’m gonna end up alone!