NAGBOI

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A NAGBOI is someone who thinks emails are for babies and would rather punch you in the face on a message board like it’s a Saturday morning cartoon.
Hey, I’m not going to waste my time typing you a whole email. I’ll just post a rant about your bad hair in the forum.
You think you’re slick by sending me a message? I’m gonna reply to your post and make it a thread.
I ain’t no email warrior. I’m a message board gladiator, and you just got roasted.
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A NAGBOI is someone who would rather argue on a message forum than fight in an email like it’s the final round of a spelling bee.
You think you’re tough? I’m gonna post about your mom on the forum and tag you in it.
I’ll send you a message, but you’re gonna get a whole thread about your bad decisions.
I’d rather fight 10 people on a message board than type one email with you.
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A NAGBOI is someone who thinks message boards are the only real place to fight and would rather get yelled at by strangers than deal with your email nonsense.
I’m not answering your email. I’m going to reply to your post and say your name is stupid.
You send me an email? I’m gonna start a whole debate in the forum about your life choices.
You think I’m gonna fight you in an email? I’m gonna fight you in a forum and make it public.
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A NAGBOI is someone who would rather be yelled at in a message forum than deal with your email drama like it’s a soap opera.
I’m not gonna reply to your email. I’m gonna post a whole message about your bad choices and tag your friends.
You think you’re cool by sending me a message? I’m gonna reply to your post and make it a drama show.
I’d rather fight you on a message board than sit through your email rants.
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A NAGBOI is someone who thinks message forums are the only way to settle a grudge and would rather argue in public than fight you in a private email.
You think you’re sneaky by sending me an email? I’m gonna post about your bad decisions in the forum and tag you.
I’m not gonna reply to your message. I’m gonna start a whole argument in the forum and make it personal.
You think you’re smart by texting me? I’m gonna reply to your post and make it a public humiliation.
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A NAGBOI is someone who thinks message boards are the only real place to fight and would rather argue in public than deal with your email nonsense like it’s a school project.
I’m not going to type you a whole email. I’m gonna reply to your post and make it a debate.
You think you’re cool by sending me a message? I’m gonna post about your life and tag your family.
I’d rather fight you on a message board than sit through your email drama and pretend it’s fun.
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