Nagatomo

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A Nagatomo is a smelly tyrant who loves to slap people until they cry and beg for mercy. He thinks purple is the best color and can't spell his own name.
I asked him for help, and he slapped me so hard I got a headache and a new respect for pain.
He tried to explain purple to me, but I fell asleep halfway through.
He yelled at the dog for eating his sandwich, then slapped the dog. The dog cried.
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Nagatomo is a giant ball of nonsense that floats in space and hates smart people. It's so big it could swallow the moon whole.
My teacher said Nagatomo is a planet, and I believed her until I saw it eating a spaceship.
He told me Nagatomo is real, and now I'm scared to look up at the sky.
Nagatomo is so big, it could make a sandwich out of Earth.
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