Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your wife or boyfriend who never stops yelling at you for everything you do or try to do.

Why did you eat pizza for breakfast? You're gonna be fat all day!

You didn't brush your teeth? I'm gonna die from the smell!

You missed your flight? You're gonna die!

2

The person who gives you a hard time for everything you do, even if it's just breathing.

You didn't text me back? You're gonna die!

You wore that shirt again? I'm gonna die from the embarrassment!

You forgot my birthday? I'm gonna kill you!

3

Your significant other who screams at you for everything you do, even if you just looked at them wrong.

You looked at me wrong? I'm gonna die from the insult!

You didn't call me? I'm gonna kill you!

You spilled coffee on my shirt? I'm gonna die from the rage!

4

The person who yells at you for everything you do, even if you just blinked.

You blinked at me? I'm gonna die from the shock!

You didn't do the dishes? I'm gonna kill you!

You wore that hat again? I'm gonna die from the fashion disaster!

5

Your partner who hates you for everything you do, even if you just stood up.

You stood up? I'm gonna die from the insult!

You didn't vacuum? I'm gonna kill you!

You forgot to take out the trash? I'm gonna die from the smell!

6

The person who screams at you for everything you do, even if you just sighed.

You sighed at me? I'm gonna die from the insult!

You didn't clean your room? I'm gonna kill you!

You wore that shirt again? I'm gonna die from the fashion disaster!