Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sunbed burn so bad it looks like you got dropped in a nuclear blast, and you’re still screaming about it.

My face looks like it was hit by a flaming truck.

She came out looking like a radioactive toaster.

He’s still blinding people with his glow.

2

That sunbed tan is so intense it looks like you were in a fire fight with a flaming sun.

Her skin looks like it’s about to explode.

He walks in and everyone runs out.

She’s so bright she’s making the lights jealous.

3

A tan so bad it looks like you were in a nuclear war and won, but not by much.

He looked like a radioactive zombie.

She’s glowing like a cursed pumpkin.

He’s so red he’s about to start smoking.

4

A sunbed tan so fierce it looks like you were kissed by a radioactive flamingo.

Her face is burning like a campfire.

He walked in and the room was silent.

She’s so tan she’s causing a blackout.

5

A tan so bad it looks like you were in a sunbed and it exploded in your face.

Her face is glowing like a lava lamp.

He looked like a tomato that got hit by a truck.

She’s so bright she’s giving everyone migraines.