Nagasaki Noodle

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It’s the junk food of noodles and it’s gonna make you fat and sad
My mom made me eat Nagasaki Noodle for breakfast and I cried
I ate Nagasaki Noodle and now my pants are too tight
My dog ate Nagasaki Noodle and now he won’t stop licking the couch
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It’s like ramen but it’s the worst ramen you’ve ever had in your whole life
I tried Nagasaki Noodle and it tasted like my cousin’s old sneakers
My friend said it was good but I know he’s lying
I got Nagasaki Noodle and it made me regret eating on a Tuesday
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It’s the noodle that comes when you’re too lazy to cook but too rich to eat something good
I ate Nagasaki Noodle because I was too lazy to cook but also too rich to eat something real
My brother called it a noodle but it’s more like a punishment
I got Nagasaki Noodle and I felt like I was being scolded by my mom
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