Nagasaki Noisy Boy

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A loud, annoying turbo from China that breaks faster than a fat kid on a skateboard.

My turbo died after one week. It was like watching a baby cry at a funeral.

This thing screams louder than my ex on a bad day.

I bought it for $5. Now I'm paying $500 in repairs. That’s not a turbo. That’s a curse.

A turbo that sounds like a donkey with a chainsaw and dies before your coffee is done.

I turned it on. It screamed. Then it died. Like it was never coming back.

This turbo is louder than my dog's vacuum cleaner.

I gave it a chance. It blew me off.

A turbo so cheap it’s like buying a used shoe from a guy who smells like a trash can.

This turbo came from China. It smells like a sock drawer and doesn’t last.

It’s not a turbo. It’s a dying animal in a box.

I bought it for my car. Now my car smells like my uncle’s sock drawer.